He that writes to himself writes to an eternal public. -Emerson

Monday, June 21, 2010

Words of Comfort

Pictured below, the perfect serving of frites. Look long and hard, friend, for you will not see its like again:  Holland-België is closing.


When I first started visiting Amsterdam back in the early '90s I was introduced to two people who would prove to be life-long friends, and to whom goes much of the credit (if that's the word) for bringing me to Amsterdam in the end.  Babette and Michiel were and are their names, and at that time they were a couple, which made it all the nicer.  It was they who first took me to Holland-België, a convenience store (as we would call such a thing in America) that served fresh fries, as do many such stores in the Netherlands.  Their lives, full of bikes and parties and fun of all kinds, seemed nothing short of miraculous to me, but most miraculous of all was that the finest fries I had ever eaten--then and now--were to be had at a little shop that was literally half-a-dozen doors down from Michiel's apartment.  Many years later I moved to Amsterdam, and for part of that time I actually lived in Michiel's apartment, along with Talia, and it was during this period that I took the photo above.  You will understand, therefore, that the passing of this institution marks for me the end of a phase of my life.  Marks it in a way that actually leaving Amsterdam did not, because though leaving I could always go back.  I will never be able to go back to Holland-België again.

My life is largely free of regret, but the main exceptions are these:  that I did not eat more of those fries while I had the chance, that I did not eat more Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Peanut Butter Cookie Dough ice cream while I had the chance, that I did not eat more Utz Kettle-Cooked Mesquite BBQ Potato Chips while I had the chance.  I ate a lot of all these things, but not enough, not enough.  Please, all of you, look around at the things you love to eat, and eat them now.

Have you ever noticed how words of comfort generally don't? I have, but you're welcome to try anyway.

Friday, June 18, 2010

Road Trip! (Central Valley, Tahoe)

Just back from a lovely few days driving through the Central Valley and playing on the shores of Lake Tahoe.  To be recommended.

Thursday, June 17, 2010

"Baby Sleeps On," a short play in two acts

The scene:  a table in a restaurant, it could be any restaurant at all, anywhere in the world (but as it happens it was a pub in Tahoe); dinnertime

The actors:  wife, three-year-old, blessedly inert baby, and me; also a waitress

Act 1:

ME:  Please don't take the ice out of your glass.
WIFE:  Please don't play with your straw.
ME:  Stop blowing bubbles in your water, you're going to spill it.
WIFE:   Don't play with your straw.
ME:  Will you stop messing with your glass?

THREE-YEAR-OLD spills entire glass of water all over table, himself, and ME

ME and THREE-YEAR-OLD exit rapidly, stage left

Act 2:

ME and tearful THREE-YEAR-OLD enter, stage left, sit down at table; table is now dry but our clothing is still wet
WAITRESS arrives with plates of hamburgers and fried things
WIFE starts to share out helpings for THREE-YEAR-OLD

THREE-YEAR-OLD:  Can I have some ketchup?
THREE-YEAR-OLD:  Can I have some ketchup?
THREE-YEAR-OLD:  Can I have some ketchup?
THREE-YEAR-OLD:  Can I have some ketchup?
WIFE:  ALRIGHT ALREADY CALM DOWN!
THREE-YEAR-OLD:  Why do I have to ask you five times?

ME strikes forehead with open palm, repeatedly

THREE-YEAR-OLD:  You shouldn't hit your head.

ME and WIFE clench edge of table, laugh, cry

BABY sleeps on

Fin.

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Out of touch (JoCo)

The fact that I am still out of touch with current American politics does not concern me, but the fact that I only just learned that Job Cohen is no longer mayor of Amsterdam makes me feel positively out of it.  (And that I only did learn about it by reading an article in the New York Times makes me feel a bit like a dinosaur.)  We didn't often drink champagne with JoCo (as we liked to call him) but when we did, well, it somehow tasted even better.  I would love to see him become the premier of the Netherlands.

I would also love to see articles about the Dutch/European immigration problem stop making statements like this:
There is certainly some truth to the conventional wisdom about the immigration debate: that Europe lags far behind the United States in its ability to craft a truly multiethnic society, to turn newcomers into citizens.
What so bothers me (and a lot of other people) about this is the bit about the US having crafted a "truly multiethnic society," and being proficient in turning "newcomers into citizens."  Really?  But, uh, your own newspaper points out that there are more illegal than legal immigrants in this country, that there are enormous and painful divisions of opinion on what to do about that, and that years of political effort have produced no consensus and little progress in this area.  And let's not even get into recent US policy vis a vis Islamic radicalization, here and abroad.

No, no, we aren't the model, and even if we were it wouldn't translate, these things never do.  (And let's not forget how much trouble you got into following our free market lead!)  The Dutch will solve this, as they always do, by being Dutch.  In the meanwhile, let's hope Amsterdam can find a good replacement.

Pizza

Pizza.  God, I love it.  We all do.  I missed nothing so much as this, this pizza, this very pie, all those years in Europe.  It's a relief I tell you, an enormous relief, to eat this, as we do, once a week.  Whatever else may happen, this is right.