He that writes to himself writes to an eternal public. -Emerson

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Alone



Wife and children are gone. Far away. A whole week to myself.  This means:
  • Wake up and read. This is pretty much my favorite thing to do in the whole wide world.  Going back to sleep after reading some is also pretty great.
  • Put toilet paper on toilet roll.
  • Fit a year's worth of social and business engagements in the city into like four days.
  • Get a massage.
  • Fix marriage timer.
  • Completely reorganize all storage spaces ("summer configuration").
  • Make proper shelving in kitchen.
  • Find packaging for camera so I can return it. Get new camera.
  • Hang new curtains.
  • Get rid of futon bed.
  • Really deal with media computer and networked storage and stereo and all that.
  • Find non-cardboard based storage system for toys in living room.
  • Sharpen everything.
  • Register some fictitious businesses and go to Costco (same direction).
  • Search for comma key. (If I fail to find it I will move the useless tilde key to the comma spot and put a tiny sticker photo of Gideon's face on it and push it a lot.)
Delicious.

2 comments:

  1. my my...so much to do and so little time...you should start with #1: do nothing, and take it from there...see how far you get! Good luck and enjoy!

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  2. now that they're back you should revise your list and share with your faithful readers what actually became of your bold plans!

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